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i died at "you are a(n) McElroy lmao

Litchi the Goth Gay (Tiefling) Reinhardt
( ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ / mew / her )

wields a Guts from Berserk's sword (three-handed)
is depressed and messy
loves weed and sleeping
hates boredom; fears bees
wants to sell out a noble

perfect >:3

gRUg the Vincent Price Wrestling Fan
( shit / ew / fuck )

wields a ... nope, only these fists of steel
is depressed and prone to stealing
loves hiking and sick skateboard tricks
hates reading; fears birds
wants to bury fuck partner in crime

(this was a joke yall :3)

obsessed with this i can't stop rolling for characters

the Giant Robot Fucking Rogue
( he / him / his )

wields a hand crossbow and a dagger
is rude and a murder hobo
loves rad wizard spells and cool swords
hates needing help; fears rats
wants to capture the gods

I'm sorry, HE WANTS TO LOSE A PRINCESS!?๐Ÿ˜ญ

the Goth Gay (Tiefling) Weed Warlock
( they / them / their )

wields a weird crystal on a stick
is depressed and messy
loves ramen and cool swords
hates reading; fears dying alone
wants to lose a princess

BEHOLD... MY ACTUAL D&D CHARACTER (wood elf paladin), CURRENTLY BEING USED IN A CAMPAIGN

Epimelides of House Carrick the Keebler Elf Kind of Annoying Religious Person
( he / him / his )

wields a custard
is super gay and always high
loves weed and coffee
hates needing help; fears spiders
wants to bestow a great gift upon someone foretold of by a seer

god so much of this is perfect. ofc epimelides wields a custard he's a nobleman who has a heart of gold (and pockets of gold too plus i'm also english so. checks out lol); he is indeed Very Gay (he CanonicallyTM likes a stableboy); not very into drugs but is the party's resident himbo so i'll let it slide; HE DOES HATE IMPOSING ON THE PARTY BY ASKING FOR ASSISTANCE; I PERSONALLY HATE SPIDERS SO HE DOES TOO; and idk abt that last bit but it sounds Lore-Rich and Well-Thought Out so i'll take it ๐Ÿ‘

HOW DID IT KNOW????


Einar Jotunn the Catperson The Hulk
( he / him / his )

wields a bicycle (two-handed)
is kind and way gay
loves violence and sick skateboard tricks
hates hot weather; fears bees
wants to hire someone who appeared in a vision

(this is so amazing)

grogeg the Giant Goat Lesbian MMA Bro
( he / him / his )

wields a ... nope, only these fists of steel
is blunt and really cute
loves rad wizard spells and pizza
hates boredom; fears bees
wants to return to a landlord

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I know my last one was good but this....this is gold

boy the Little Weird Alien From 'Men In Black' Ripped-ass Preacher With a Big Hammer
( they / them / their )

wields a big fucking hammer (two-handed)
is friendly and a murder hobo
loves ramen and dogs
hates boredom; fears spiders
wants to rip off their partner

lilk the Human Stormtrooper
( he / him / his )

wields a hand crossbow and a huge spoon
is really cute and prone to stealing
loves ramen and dogs
hates needing help; fears heights
wants to protect a mysterious monster

You are a Stormtrooper. You always miss.

good god

this one is even better

Bob the Giant Robot Stormtrooper
( he / him / his )

wields a .44 revolver and a huge spoon
is cheerful and into nerd shit
loves hiking and sick skateboard tricks
hates needing help; fears bees
wants to live to see a queen

hell yeah

Kip the Giant Robot Fucking Rogue
( they / them / their )

wields a hand crossbow and a half-empty drink
is oblivious and a murder hobo
loves rad wizard spells and pizza
hates hot weather; fears water
wants to find love by the grace of a bear

Oh yes. This. I want to play this.

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Bodacious the Twink (Elf) Trash Witch
( he / him / his )

wields a codpiece
is depressed and a murder hobo
loves ramen and dogs
hates hot weather; fears dying alone
wants to kill his country

he's so relatable wow

This is so stupid, yet it's genuinely a pretty good character generator.

I just wish there was a way for it to generate names for the characters, as that's the main thing I struggle with.

the Bug Person Literal Cop (Paladin)
( he / him / his )

wields a gnarled oak staff
is rude and vegan
loves violence and cool swords
hates needing help; fears snakes
wants to avenge his grandparent

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Irene the Mermaid MMA Bro
( she / her / her )

wields a ... nope, only these fists of steel
is cheerful and prone to stealing
loves books and cats
hates hot weather; fears bees
wants to return to her twin

tommy the literal, actual kangaroo
( he / him / his )

wields a ... nope, only these fists of steel
is cheerful and an actual real live talking animal
loves beer and the beach
hates boredom; fears spiders
wants to capture his childhood caregiver

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scorch the Bug Person Ripped-ass Preacher With a Big Hammer
( he / him / his )

wields a big fucking hammer (two-handed)
is old and into nerd shit
loves books and sick skateboard tricks
hates boredom; fears combat
wants to locate a person

loves beer and beer

...hmmmmmmm

This is gonna help me with dnd characters

This is great!

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This is awesome. Any chance of getting this as an android app so I can pull it up next time I roll a character?

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maybe some day in the far future when i figure out how to code anything other than twine, absolutely. thanks!

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Amazing. When one of my characters die I'll use this for the next one :^]